The Machine (2023)

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5.7 (18k)

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1h 52min

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Synopsis

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Where does The Machine rank today?
The JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts are calculated by user activity within the last 24 hours. This includes clicking on a streaming offer, adding a title to a watchlist, and marking a title as 'seen'. This includes data from ~1.7 million movie & TV show fans per day.

The Machine is 5063 on the JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts today. The movie has moved up the charts by 2188 places since yesterday. In the United States, it is currently more popular than Precious Cargo but less popular than I Give It a Year.

Rank		Title
5059.		Little Jar	+2218
5060.		Young Guns	+2077
5061.		Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror	+2141
5062.		I Give It a Year	+2189
5063.		The Machine	+2188
5064.		Precious Cargo	+2144
5065.		Nightmare at Bittercreek	+2097
5066.		Abducted in the Everglades	+2194
5067.		Helena	+2068

Streaming charts last updated: 5:32:16 PM, 12/16/2025

Cast

Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

Bert

Mark Hamill

Albert

Jimmy Tatro

Jimmy Tatro

Young Bert

Stephanie Kurtzuba

Stephanie Kurtzuba

LeeAnn

Nikola Đuričko

Nikola Đuričko

Igor

Iva Babić

Iva Babić

Idina

Martyn Ford

Martyn Ford

Sponge

Robert Maaser

Robert Maaser

Alexei

Jess Gabor

Jess Gabor

Sasha

Rita Bernard-Shaw

Rita Bernard-Shaw

Ashley

Oleg Taktarov

Oleg Taktarov

Train Igor

Amelie Child-Villiers

Amelie Child-Villiers

Tatiana

Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'

Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'

Fedor

Jovan Savić

Jovan Savić

Irina's Father

Marko Nedeljković

Marko Nedeljković

Young Igor

Set Sjöstrand

Set Sjöstrand

Vanya

Mercedes De La Cruz

Mercedes De La Cruz

Teacher

Vladimir Gvojić

Vladimir Gvojić

Train Banditti

Đorđe Simić

Đorđe Simić

Big John

Brian Caspe

Brian Caspe

Therapist

Miodrag Dragičević

Miodrag Dragičević

DJ

Milena Predić

Milena Predić

Igor's Wife

Andrija Nikčević

Andrija Nikčević

Scared Young Man

Tea Wagner

Tea Wagner

Madison

Dobrila Stojnić

Dobrila Stojnić

Old Lady Villager

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