9287.+53198
4.2 (638)
CC
HD
53min - English
Then PHP 399.00 / month
Available until
9/8/2026
Runtime
53min
Quality
HD
Audio languages
English
Subtitle languages
Dutch, Portuguese, Turkish, German, English, Spanish, French, Italian
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Based on the preachings of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle, this film warns what will happen to America if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. Communist infiltrators, the "footmen," will pave the way for an all-out invasion by weakening our will through TV, dance, rock music, and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will proceed to round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo re-education. Only by putting their faith in the Bible where it belongs, says Reverend Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.
The JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts are calculated by user activity within the last 24 hours. This includes clicking on a streaming offer, adding a title to a watchlist, and marking a title as 'seen'. This includes data from ~1.7 million movie & TV show fans per day.
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is 9287 on the JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts today. The movie has moved up the charts by 53198 places since yesterday. In Philippines, it is currently more popular than Sharkdog’s Fintastic Halloween but less popular than House of Seven Belles.
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9287. |  If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? | New | |
9288. |  Sharkdog’s Fintastic Halloween | New | |
9289. |  Thank You for Coming | New |
